Sunday, July 31, 2011

Thursday, July 21, 2011

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HUWAAA ! Mancoi dapat PLKN . 
Aku tak nak dia pergi .
Sedih aku , aish 

Saturday, July 16, 2011

WATTAGARFU



Sumpah mesej kau macam hape je ,
WATTAFOORK !

Friday, July 15, 2011

WATTAFOORK [2] [Translate]

Salam, salam 1Malaysia, peace, safe to read, LOL 
okay ni little story I want, you have not read my post before this? 
jup, I say what eh? sure, okay, I check at my post, 
the article DJ Mad and I Fenin that, 
Okay, the story he was like this, I think I have a story this week I was there for the day school interaction right? 
day interaction tu yesterday, Thursday. And mama I want me back bawak jugak tu-day, 
is it I know, I can not go home, for school the next day, 
mama I want my bawak opah back because I was sick, he fell coat, 
leg he broke again that, aish, Posted bukannnya things can I do play, 
Then I say la ngan mak me, jom see DJ Mad (PK HEM) reason to go home, 
I go pon ngan mak me DJ Mad ni la office, he did not have tengoktengok, 
After that, no office boy asked, looking for one? I pound the answer is waiting to see DJ ni, 
After that, he talk a while yes, sitting there before. 
Then I saw him "call" DJ Mad. Lama gak ah, I wait for my mama ngan ni DJ, 
JE office masukmasuk termengahmengah I see him, I was like, pehal uncle alone this? 
With his mama good question: Why termengahmengah this? 
He replied ah, I like to come here terkejorkejor, then Posted invite him into his office  
in Kitaorang pon ah, he say ah, ni want to what? going back to? Mak a'ah I talk, 
I pound on the parents' letter that I did close ni DJ, then he read, 
He say: Why can not back this week, if you want to go back, either dock the ummah, for other children who want to enter the hostel in if gentlemen want bawak he came back, when the gentlemen want to send it back? 
Mak I answered tomorrow, I pon like huh! He talk more, which can be! Where can! 
mother I talk, I abis tu Anto when? he replied ah, if you want to be back, but do send it back ni afternoon, I really just WATTAFOORK abis dah dah, I really just exasperated + menyirap, 
Dah ah brazen revelations he crazy, talk straight to the point, I swear I am crazy weyh Disgust , 
aish, I hold my anger je time tu, I patiently je mak dah ah I do the DJ 1pon bidas tu talk 
tu mak time I did not sleep because I keep my opah hospital, I look mad Posted my mother 
can not afford to face and crazy tired, the heart of one teacher who rank PK HEM talk like that near a mother of students? Last out of the office that, respectively silent,  
Mak I talk, so I hear Ustaz contact you, let us talk tu 
Mama will be so, but right at what he say that, I do not know what I want to talk 
I feel like the time I guess tu je I can not stand crazy with school like this, 
but then I talk Posted at me, mother, mother waiting here, waiting to see Ustaz mad adek jup, 
I returned the card amik night, I go to office he returned, at his office ah far 
I Usha office him first, he has but he tengoktengok someone else heart talk with him, the boy might want to go back pon jugak 
I wait he ngan Parents boy might say, I wait a long time. 
but then, call me DJ, I was for PB card he tu , then I guess I say, 
DJ, irreversible jugak to? If I get back, who wants to send me back? 
opah I have a near Ipoh, mother I said, I've opah checkout from Teluk Intan hospital near the hospital and I get close to Tun Fatimah Ipoh, he jwb ah, did you know? ar my mother say, if Ustaz not believe, call my mama, please clerics, I go home, I appeal, I almost want to cry Dow, peh tu he replied, Yup Yup. ADOI .. .. ADOI 
FORM NI Well, I fill ah, and I enter his office, for his letter tu 
me my PB card for him, he was signing and say why not fill in this? Posted glance past him 
I would no longer have the feeling that, so I treat lazy glance he is 'cute' that, 
lasting for his cell phone rang, and she did not want to see me, I am too lazy to treat 
me say thanks and continue shopping , aish, I'm glad mad reversible  
ngan I say my mother, mama, Ustaz the back, why? near his brother begging 
me to go home holiday letter of instructions, then pound in my dorm and packing, 
aish, I was relieved to be back mad, thanks to God. 
AKU TAK TAK is indeed satisfied with the PK HEM I  
jugak but I thank him for this reason I am back, 
she would be considerate little, I was sick opah coat, if he died how? 
aish, I at one opah ah je? I do not have if he wants to be opah Ustaz me? 
think it, do not think self-je, I most not happy when my friend who mintak Posted back because he came back, he put, I'm the opah ni me sick how? more urgent!AISH  
at the closing story, I am lazy too much, Im GLAD im home   




BTW! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMIRA BT. Mohd Rafie 
Have you old man! Hahaha   

Aish , tak boleh pakai sangat Google translate ni ,
HAHA , sumpah lawak gila

WATTAFOORK [2]

Salam , salam 1Malaysia , selamat sejahtera , selamat membaca , LOL
okay aku nak cerita sikit ni , korang ada tak baca post aku yang sebelum ni ?
jup , aku cakap apa eh ? lupa , okay aku dah check post aku ,
yang pasal Ustaz Mad dan yang aku fenin tu ,
Okay , cerita dia macam ni , aku rasa aku ada cerita yang minggu ni sekolah aku ada buat hari interaksi kan ?
hari interaksi tu semalam , hari Khamis . Dan mama aku nak bawak aku balik jugak hari tu ,
memang la aku tau , yang aku tak boleh nak balik , sebab esoknya sekolah ,
mama aku nak bawak aku balik sebab opah aku sakit , dia jatuh kot ,
kaki dia patah lagi tu , aish , benda ni bukannnya boleh nak buat main ,
Then aku cakap la ngan mak aku , jom jumpa Ustaz Mad ( PK HEM ) sebab nak balik ,
Aku ngan mak aku pon pergi la office Ustaz Mad ni , tengoktengok dia tak ada ,
Lepas tu , ada office boy tanya , cari siapa ? Aku pon jawab lah nak jumpa si Ustaz ni ,
Lepas tu , dia cakap sebentar ya , duduk dekat situ dulu .
Then aku nampak dia " call " Ustaz Mad . Lama gak ah , aku ngan mama aku tunggu Ustaz ni ,
masukmasuk pejabat je tengok dia dah termengahmengah , I was like , pehal pakcik sorang ni ?
Dengan baik hatinya mama tanya : Kenapa termengahmengah ni ?
Dia jawab ah , dah terkejorkejor nak datang sini , lepas tu dia ajak masuk pejabat dia 
Kitaorang pon masuk ah , dia cakap ah , nak apa ni ? nak balik ke ? Mak aku cakap a'ah ,
aku pon bagi surat yang abah aku buat dekat Ustaz ni , then , dia baca ,
Dia cakap : Sepatutnya minggu ni tak boleh balik , kalau nak balik , baik dok umah , bagi budak lain yang nak masuk asrama masuk , kalau puan nak bawak dia balik , bila puan nak hantar balik ?
Mak aku jawab esok , aku pon macam huh ?! Dia cakap lagi , mana boleh ! mana boleh !
mak aku cakap , abis tu nak anto bila ? dia jawab ah , kalau nak balik boleh , tapi kena hantar balik petang ni , aku masa tu dah WATTAFOORK abis dah , aku geram + menyirap masa tu ,
Dah ah ayat dia kurang ajar gila , cakap straight to the point , sumpah aku menyampah gila weyh ,
aish , aku tahan je amarah aku waktu tu , Aku sabar je , dah ah mak aku tak bidas 1pon yang Ustaz tu cakap
Masa tu mak aku tak cukup tidur sebab jaga opah aku kat hospital , aku kesian gila tengok mak aku
muka tak larat dan penat gila , sampai hati seorang cikgu yang berpangkat PK HEM cakap macam tu dekat seorang ibu pelajar ? Lepas keluar dari pejabat tu , masingmasing terdiam , 
Mak aku cakap , mak tersentuh dengar ustaz kamu tu cakap macam tu
Mama terasa sangat , tapi betul la apa yang dia cakap tu , aku tak tau nak cakap apa dah
aku rasa macam nak nangis je waktu tu , aku tak tahan gila dengan sekolah macam ni ,
But then aku cakap ngan aku , mak , mak tunggu sini , adek nak jumpa ustaz mad jup ,
aku amik kad pulang bermalam , aku pergi office dia balik , dah ah office dia jauh
Aku usha office dia dulu , tengoktengok dia ada tapi dia ada orang lain yang tengah cakap dengan dia , budak tu pon nak balik jugak
Aku tunggu dulu dia cakap ngan parents budak tu , lama aku tunggu .
But then , Ustaz panggil aku , aku bagi dia kad PB tu , lepas tu aku cakap ,
Ustaz , tak boleh balik jugak ke ? Kalau saya balik , siapa nak hantar saya balik ?
opah saya ada dekat Ipoh , mak saya cakap , opah saya dah checkout dari hospital Teluk Intan dan dah sampai dekat hospital Tun Fatimah dekat Ipoh , Dia jwb ah , mana kamu tau ? mak saya ar cakap , kalau ustaz tak percaya , telefon mama saya , tolonglah ustaz , saya nak balik , saya merayu , aku hampir nak nangis dow , peh tu dia jawab , YELAH YELAH . ADOI.. ADOI..
NAH ISI BORANG NI , aku isi ah , and aku masuk pejabat dia , bagi dia surat tu
aku bagi dia kad PB aku , dia tandatangan and cakap kenapa tak isi ni ? lepas tu dia jeling
Aku macam dah tak ada perasaan masa tu , so aku malas nak layan jelingan dia yang ' comel ' tu ,
tibatiba handphone dia berbunyi , and dia terus tak nak tengok aku , aku macam malas nak layan
aku cakap thanks and terus belah , aish , aku rasa lega gila boleh balik 
Aku cakap ngan mak aku , mama , ustaz bagi balik , kenapa ? adik merayu dekat dia
aku tunjuk surat kelepasan nak balik , then aku pon masuk asrama and packing ,
aish , aku lega gila dapat balik , Thanks to ALLAH .
AKU TAK SEMEMANGNYA TAK PUAS HATI DENGAN PK HEM AKU 
tapi aku berterima kasih jugak dengan dia sebab bagi aku balik ,
sepatutnya dia considerate sikit , opah aku sakit kot , kalau dia meninggal macam mana ?
aish , aku dah ah ada satu opah je ? kalau dia dah tak ada ustaz nak jadi opah saya ke ?
fikir la , jangan fikir diri sendiri je , aku paling tak puas hati bila kawan aku yang mintak balik sebab akak dia balik , dia kasi , aku yang opah aku sakit ni macam mana ? lagi urgent ! AISH 
dah tutup cerita , aku malas nak cakap banyak , Im glad im home  




BTW ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMIRA BT. MOHD RAFIE 
Kau dah tua ! HAHAHA  

Thursday, July 14, 2011

WATTAFOORK

Assalamualaikum dan selamat sejahtera semua ,
apa khabar ? sihat ? aku sentiasa sihat , err
ye ker ni ? ada rasa nak demam sikit ,
pehal tah , ni semua garagara Ustaz Mad ,
thanks a lot Ustaz , aish -,-
nanti la aku cerita , fenin btw ,
ok chow .